Mia’s Meddlings

The model and the rocker from The Kills are apparently engaged now… or so the rumor goes. A source had this to say about this supposed engagement: “Kate and Jamie looked totally loved-up. Jamie took her to the trendy La Maison Du Caviar restaurant for a romantic lunch. People kept noticing the ring on her engagement finger but she didn’t say anything.” Wait a minute, wasn’t Jamie Hince already married to Kate Moss? Wasn’t that the word about that singing prohibition? Looks like we got our facts mixed up… or at least somebody did. But hey, I guess in that case, if there’s a wedding coming up, Jamie Hince might be a bit more indulgent than usual and let Kate Moss take a shot at the wedding band performance.

A woman, by the name of Nona Jackson, has come forth recently claiming that she is the wife of late pop legend Michael Jackson and has demanded that the body of the pop star be returned to her. Moreover, Nona Jackson claims to have had fifteen children with her late husband and has filled a claim on his estate. In her claim she states: “All my husband’s properties, monies and assets must be transferred to me immediately My husband’s body must be returned to the coroner’s body or the mortuary immediately.” But here’s an even more interesting part that Nona Jackson added: “Though he died to this earth, he lives with my father, Satan the Devil Khalid Lucifer.” Right… that makes sense! How can this woman’s claims to be Michael Jackson’s fifteen children bearing wife be ignored now?

It seems that the widow of the late Beatles singer, John Lennon, has recently won the copyright to some very valuable photos of her husband and his family. Moreover, it seems that Yoko Ono intends to keep the material private and has even refused to comment on her recent victory. Business must be going good, those pictures are probably worth a fortune. But hey, family intimacy is priceless, right? Or at least so everybody claims until the tax collectors come a’ knocking. How ironic it would be for the pictures to leak on the internet for some particular reason or some unhappy loser of some particular trial.

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It seems that the pop legend’s second autopsy has revealed that there was actually no foul play involved in Michael Jackson’s death. The Jackson family lawyer said the following about the results of the second autopsy: “Firstly the four puncture marks on his chest from the needle. Well I’ve seen those marks on his chest - I’ve seen his body - so I know they’re there. His weight - we know he was incredibly lean. Regarding baldness, Michael does have a distinctive patch on the side of his head. I know that his brother, who is only six years older, has a similar fuzz from losing his hair and has to dye it. Regarding the tablets in his stomach - well we know he was taking a lot of prescription drugs. That hasn’t been denied.” Well, we can all lay to rest now… especially the lawyer. But he probably won’t be calming down anytime soon unless he gets off Michael Jackson’s spare meds. After all… who can really trust coroners? Those dark, morbid people who spend all of their time with the dead… how sane are they?

Simon Cowell’s ex-girlfriend Terri Seymour is worried about the star and admitted she believes he should cut back on his hectic work schedule.

Simon, 49, split with Terri, 34, earlier this year and the pair have remained close. She admitted she believes working on Britain’s Got Talent and The X Factor as well as American Idol is putting pressure on the star.

She said: "I think all his work is tiring Simon out and he’s finding it hard. He’d hate me saying this, but he’s not as young as he used to be.

"He’s got such a tough schedule and at some point, one of the shows will have to give. We’ll just have to wait and see which one."

It was recently claimed that Simon could be paid an incredible £87.6million to return to American Idol.

The goth rocker seems to have taken a shine to the pop singer and he recently expressed this while watching Lady GaGa kissing a male model in a recent video clip: “I’d like to be that guy. I’ll give you a cervical exam.” Marilyn Manson and Lady GaGa would really be good for each other… at least for a couple of days and nights if not for anything else. Why with Lady GaGa’s reinvention of artistic values and Marilyn Manson’s appreciation for the slightly morbid and extreme, there’s probably no limit to what they would do… to each other.

The singer was recently asked who she thought would win in a brawl between her, Kelly Clarkson and Leona Lewis. To this most intriguing question, Jordin Sparks replied the following: “Leona’s really sweet, I can’t imagine her trying to fight anybody, she’d be like, ‘Oh, it’s OK.’ I think Kelly could definitely kick some butt, she’s from Texas. I would try but then I would feel really bad so it wouldn’t count. Kelly would win.” Right, so in the end it’s not Kelly Clarkson that would actually get the better of Jordin Sparks but rather her own consicence. In that case she’s probably in for one hell of a beating… or is she?

The pop star was apparently very emaciated at the time of his death weighing a mere fifty-one kilograms. A source said the following about Michael Jackson’s state when he died: “Michael’s family and fans will be horrified when they realize the appalling state he was in. He was skin and bone, his hair had fallen out and had been eating nothing but pills when he died. Injection marks all over his body and the disfigurement caused by years of plastic surgery show he’d been in terminal decline for years.” Well, considering this new info regarding Michael Jackson’s condition, I guess foul play could be ruled out… the man was practically dead to begin with. Also, it doesn’t make his death seem all that “sudden” anymore, does it?

Joe Jackson, the pop singer’s father suspects that there was foul play involved in his son’s sudden death. Michael Jackson’s father said the following about the singer’s passing: “Michael was dead before he left the house. I’m suspecting foul play somewhere. He was waving to everybody and telling them he loves them and all the fans at the gate. A few minutes after Michael was out there, he was dead.” Most definitely… somebody had it in for Michael Jackson all along. They probably feared his eventual comeback and wanted to make sure that there was nothing left to fear.

The doctor questioned by police over the death of Michael Jackson says the pop star was alive when he found him.

Dr Conrad Murray has revealed the King of Pop was in his bed with a faint pulse on Thursday morning.

Murray’s lawyer, Edward Chernoff, said the doctor went into Jackson’s bedroom and saw he wasn’t breathing.

Chernoff added: “He just happened to find him in his bed, and he wasn’t breathing. Mr Jackson was still warm and had a pulse.”

Chernoff said Murray immediately began administering CPR.

The lawyer also insisted his client did not prescribe or give Jackson the powerful painkillers Demerol or OxyContin. Chernoff says any drugs Murray did prescribe were given in response to a specific complaint from Jackson.

Murray was questioned by LAPD for three hours on Saturday but police have said he is not suspected of anything and helped to “clarify” some inconsistencies in the singer’s death.

It seems that the former Spice Girl recently made somewhat of a scene at a nightclub in London because the staff would not allow her to “bypass” the no-smoking policy. A source at the club related the following about Emma Bunton’s behavior: “Emma came in with a pal and seemed to be in good spirits. No one knew she was coming and staff managed to find a table for her. After a while she asked a member of staff if she could smoke a cigarette but was told that she wasn’t allowed. The manager came over and politely told her that the club has a no smoking policy. He was overheard saying that they don’t even do it for the princes.” Princes… pfeah! What are princes compared to a former Spice Girl? Especially when that particular Spice Girl is Emma Bunton… the nerve of these people to actually stand by rules!

Michael Jackson reportedly received daily visits from doctors at his home before his death.

The King of Pop recently passed away aged 50 after reportedly suffering a heart attack.

However, sources claim that the star “had doctors visiting him daily”.

Jackson was due to perform 50 London shows later this year but it is claimed he spent most of his time with his three children - Prince, 12, Paris, 11, and Prince Michael II, six.

A source said to Hollyscoop: “The children are always home. They are home schooled. Michael is the only one that leaves the house when he needs to go somewhere.”
Source: Splash News

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The singer apparently misses her old British home so much that she is going to turn her New York apartment into an exact replica of the mansion she used to live in. A source related the following about Madonna’s redecorating plans: “She doesn’t seem to want to give her old place up. Living there was like living in a dream. It would have been easier if she had just asked Guy Ritchie if she could take everything from Ashcombe with her. She has ordered her staff to go out and troll the Upper East Side boutiques for candelabras, side tables, and period chaises.” It seems Mercy James will have a fully furnished British home to return to in the future. It’s great that Madonna is going to give her children even more diversity. This gets me thinking of that old song: a British man in New York.