Archive for January, 2008

Lily Allen’s Terrible News

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

“They are in a state of shock,” a source tells The Sun. “The bad news has been really difficult for them to take and they are absolutely heartbroken. Lily’s entire outlook on life changed after she found out she was pregnant. She was looking forward to being a mum and starting a family with Ed. […]

Britney Is Not Pregnant

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

So Britney decided she would trick the paparazzi and go look at pregnancy tests. I am sure Adnan gave her that idea because his shuttuerbug buddies wanted some cash for their pictures.
Osama Britney’s publicist addressed the rumors , “It’s all bullshit. They’re just toying with the paparazzi.”
Britney does not need to be toying with the […]

Britney Swears At Sales Girl

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

“I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me! I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you fucking come near me! Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting.” -Sherman […]

No Kids For Britney

Monday, January 14th, 2008

Britney Spears was supposed to show for her custody hearing today, but she got there and then ‘got scared’ and left. She wasn’t ‘needed’ in court but her lawyers wanted her there for good measure. The judge heard testimony from police, bodyguards etc.. on what happened during Britney’s melt down. It was ordered that Britney […]

Rihanna Shows Us Some Nip

Sunday, January 13th, 2008

Rihanna is resorting to giving us nipslips! I never thought it would come to this day… I guess her newer singles aren’t nearly as popular as her smash hit Umbrella. I wish she would just go ahead and release Breakin’ Dishes and have a hot video with her in a cute little outfit in a […]

Britney Wears Wedding Reception Dress

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

Is Britney trying to tell us something? She is wearing her wedding reception dress around town with her new boyfriend Adnan the papparzo. She was out buying a new Mercedes to add to her collection or maybe even for Adnan. It is like she is trying to remind us that no matter how crazy […]

Congrats Nic and Joel

Friday, January 11th, 2008

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden welcomed a beautiful baby girl today.
“The beautiful healthy baby girl left the hospital with her ecstatic parents,” Nicole’s publicist says. The baby’s name is Harlow Winter Kate Madden. Talk about a long name! I wonder why they through winter in there, I guess they had to be original.
I love how […]

Britney Skips Town

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

Britney Spears jumped on a plane with her new photographer boyfriend Adnan and ended up in Mexico. I cannot believe that Britney has fallen for a photographer. In her delusional mind I guess she feels that the only people that do love and want her are the paparazzi. We thought KFed being a backup dancer […]

More Kiss and Tell

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

Lindsay latest screw Alessandro Di Nunzio said, “Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.”
He said her body was flawless. “After boldly taking her clothes off she dived under the covers. I sensed she was insecure about her gorgeous body.”
I feel so […]

Lohan Boozes It Up

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

Lindsay Lohan boozes it in Italy! So much for rehab eh?! Her publicist released a statement really quickly after saying Lindsay immediately called her sponsor and is back on track… and of course they added in how hard it would be for Lindsay to go through this in the public eye. Actually you would think […]

Britney Checks In For 5 Hours

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

Britney wearing a black wig and dark sunglasses, along with her new boytoy Adnan Ghalib checked into the Parker Hotel in Palm Springs around 2 a.m. on Jan. 2 and then they checked out around 7 a.m. I wonder what could have been going on in there?! Drugs? Sex? A photoshoot? He is a paparazzo […]

Lindsay Humps Some Guy

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008

Lindsay Lohan was loving it up in Italy and was caught making out with quite a few people. Here she is humping some guy in public, while smoking a cigarette! The guy is NOT hot whatsoever… the paparazzi even got shots of them outside on the patio the next morning. This girl seriously has problems, […]