April 5th, 2008
Jessica’s Awful Esquire Cover
Jessica Simpson tried to recreate Virna Lisi’s March 1965 Esquire cover, and lets just say it went worse that Lindsay Lohan Nude Marilyn cover.
Jessica looks very manish compared to Virna’s. Having a woman shave on the front of a cover is a pretty odd idea if you ask me. The whole reason for reproducing it was they are doing a ‘iconic covers’ for their 75th anniversary.
Did Jessica not look at this and think why do I look like a man. If you see how Virna did it, she has one eyebrow up and her mouth looks cute. Jessica has this weird look going on and is actually shaving like a man (you know how they tilt their head to look closer in the mirror…).
