Category Archive for 'Amy Winehouse'

Wino Gets Locked Up

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

Wino’s dad had enough of her antics and locked her up in her house after dragging her out of some pub . The papparazzi could hear her screams begging for fresh air. Her dad wasn’t having any of it and told her to just stick her head out the window if she wanted some fresh […]

Amy Gets 2 Million

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

Roman Abramovich has hired Amy Winehouse to perform at the opening of his girlfriend’s art gallery. Guess how much the crackhive is making for the gig? 2 Million dollars. It is a good thing because Amy apparently has no money (according to her mom). Maybe it really isn’t a good thing considering she will probably […]

Wino Supports Blake

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

Winehouse sat in court today in support of her hubby Blake. No she didn’t wear a suit, or anything just her regular crack clothes. She only stayed in the court room for 80 minutes and then had enough.. so she left. On her way out the papparazzi asked her how Blake looked and she said […]

Amy Winehouse Has a New Gig

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

Amy has reportedly accepted a personal invitation from Nelson Mandela to perform at his birthday party this summer.
Tim Massey, International Director of 46664, says:
We are delighted that Amy will be appearing at Hyde Park to celebrate Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday. Amy joins an illustrious list of names showing their support for 46664 and the fight […]

Wino Angry At Bond Bosses

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

Amy Winehouse is supposedly doing the Bond theme song for the new movie Quantum Of Solace, but newer reports are saying that the Bond people are in talks with Beyonce instead.
When Wino got wind of this she went to the Daily Star to tell them that
“I’ve done loads of Bond songs, there are loads of […]

Wino Gets Flowers

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

So today is Amy Winehouse’s and hubby Blake’s 1 year anniversary. It really doesn’t seem like they have been together that long considering he has been in jail most of their time together.. If you are wondering the flowers are from fans not Blake. He is too busy getting high in jail to even remember […]

Amy Needs A Meal

Monday, May 12th, 2008

Amy Winehouse and her friends were spotted in a park near her recording studio in London yesterday. She looks like one of those starving people that needs a meal. She’s wearing a rosary around her neck, girl needs some prayers and an intervention for sure.
I just want to give her a burger […]

Wino Cleans Up Nice

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Here are a few pictures taken of her after her latest visit to see her hubby “Blake who is incarcerated. ” She’s looking so much healthier, the impetigo seems to be healing nicely, and the beehive is beeutiful dont you think?
She proudly showed off a bruise on her neck to the paparrazzi. […]

Amy cheated with Blake II too

Monday, April 28th, 2008

Amy Winehouse’s new guy is the SECOND fella she cheated on her jailed husband with.
The Back To Black singer had a torrid fling just months ago with a photographer, pals said last night. She was just out of rehab and staying at London’s Park Plaza hotel when she began romping with American Blake Wood — […]

Wino’s Label Won’t Put Out Her Album

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Amy Winehouse’s label will not put out her new album if she doesn’t clean up her act. I am glad to see that they are in it for her wellness rather than just the money. Although after the terrible concert situation she had herself during her last album they are probably fearing the same thing […]

Amy Winehouse Verbal Altercation

Friday, April 4th, 2008

Amy Winehouse got into a verbal altercation with a cabbie in London last night… but it wasn’t face to face, it was yelling at him throught the intercom of her apartment!
Apparently, the cabbie was upset that she had kept him waiting for over an hour. I do feel sorry for him, he’s just a […]

Wino Visits Blake

Monday, March 24th, 2008

Amy Winehouse made her way to visit her hubby blake today. I cannot believe how rough she looks… This whole impetigo or whatever she has needs to be fixed. Isn’t she going for her antibiotics? Take note of her scratched up arms, I wonder if she has been cutting herself again… I think she spilled […]

Amy’s Skin Is Rotting

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

Amy Winehouse’s skin looks like it is rotting. I don’t know if it is the impetigo, if it is some sort of bacterial infection. If you look at the picture closely you can see that Amy is trying to cover up the sores with makeup. Probably not the best idea considering she probably uses the […]

Amy Winehouse’s New Smile

Saturday, February 9th, 2008

Amy Winehouse paid a visit to the dentist on Friday and when she came out she showed off a new tooth! Why didn’t she get the full smile makeover like all the celebrities?? Her teeth are still horrible! I guess the gap is gone, so it is still a lot better than before. I guess […]