Category Archive for 'Endorsements'

Paris Promotes Booze

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Paris who was charged for a DUI earlier this year was promoting her new line of Champagne…
At least she is promoting a ‘classy’ drink, wait scrap that she is promoting champagne in a can! I can see it now, bums on the street buying singles of her new drink and ringing in the new year!
She [...]

Britney Steals a Lighter!

Saturday, December 8th, 2007

“Yes, Britney stole a blue lighter here last night. The lighter is $1.39. I’m hoping maybe the next time she comes back she will pay for it. I know she can afford to pay for it, but I’m not planning to file a police report. It’s still not right for her to steal the lighter. [...]

Hayden Swings Both Ways?

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

“You want to make me a lesbian? That’s fine with me. I’d love to have an affair with Angelina! And there are other beautiful girls I like too - including Charlize Theron, Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Alba!” -Hayden Panettiere
I am not sure why she said it, but yes Hayden wishes to fulfill many of her [...]

Mel B’s Abs Are Scary!

Friday, November 16th, 2007

How the hell does Mel B have abs that look like that? Didn’t she just have a kid a few months ago? I know she is dancing like  maniac on “Dancing With The Stars” but still, there is no way she could have washboard abs that fast.  She must have had a bit of help, [...]

Boycotting Britney

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

There is a site out there boycotting Britney’s new album until she gets better. Here is what they have to say:
Our message is simple,” says one of the organizers of the Be Proactive to Help Website. “Don’t buy her stuff until she’s better.” The MySpace-based page was created by people who used to work with [...]

Britney Regains Visitation

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

Britney has recently regained her visitation rights, I guess she decided to go for her drug screening, that she has been avoiding over the last few weeks. She was seen driving around town, with a court appointed supervisor in the front seat, and her kids in the back. Recently Britney has been seen pretty much [...]

Diddy Lets Spice Ride In Style

Monday, October 8th, 2007

Diddy decided to show some support for the Spice Girls reunion tour.  Their tour beings in Los Angeles in December. Diddy has decided that the Spice Girls need complete but stylish protection for when they go on tour. He has design bullet-proof buses covered in jewels a Source said : “He wants the girls to [...]

Paris In GQ

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

Here is a nice cover shot of Paris Hilton in the Germany GQ.
It is nice to see she still loves stuffed animals. Apparently she got around 1.2 million for the photo shoot, but of course that is just speculation. I couldn’t imagine her doing it for any less. That girl only sees gold! I wonder [...]

Zac Efron Is Holding Out

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

A
fter the HUGE success of High School Musical 1 and 2. Zac Efron and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens are holding out for more money for the third movie. Apparently Disney is only offering them 1 million each! I am sure they are worth way more than that right now, everywhere I look I see Zac [...]

Gwen’s Lamb Smells

Monday, August 20th, 2007

Criss Angel Snags Britney

Friday, August 17th, 2007

This is a rare sight, Criss Angel the mindfreak and Britney the Freak! There are rumors that she is going to be getting him to help her with her ’secret’ performance at the VMA. I don’t quite understand why it is a ’secret’. I hope its exciting Britney really needs to get her act together.

Kiera Strips For Chanel

Monday, August 13th, 2007

Chanel is really starting to show some skin in their ad campaigns. First Courtney Loves’ I would rather be naked than wear fake Chanel ad.

Kiera Knightly strips down for the Coco Chanel perfume ad. Kiera does scare me a little bit because she is borderline anorexic but with good photo shopping she [...]

Mariah’s Perfume Smells..

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

Mariah’s perfume supposedly smells like marshmallows. Here is what the perfume maker had to say.
“The inspiration for this fragrance was Mariah’s magical presence and artistry. By combining two very contrasted notes, an exotic Tahitian Tiare flower with a deliciously warm marshmallow, we wanted to express Mariah’s utmost femininity and undeniable sensuality in one strong statement.”
Sounds [...]

OK Magazine Update

Saturday, July 28th, 2007

“There is absolutely no truth to the report that Lindsay is doing a tell-all interview with OK! Magazine,” Lohan’s rep says.
I bet Lindsay’s Lawyer advised her against such a highly profitable interview!

I can’t wait to see what kind of sentencing Lindsay will get. If it’s only 5 days, I would be really pissed off!